NETIZEN SAID “MY GRANDMOTHER IS MALAY AND I WANNA BE MALAY”. HOW?

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A netizen posted on Reddit that he wants to be a Malay and asked how can he do so.

What do you guys think?

Reddit users replied with the following:

[–]pjayaredeekepala buto ah 24 points 

It’s quite simple. Start smoking, get your 2B, play Football, play guitar/drums, eat everything with Sambal Belachan, adopt 2 cats; name one “sayang” and the other one “Mok”, listen to reggaeton/whatever underground indie shit they have these days, have some kids, work 2 jobs or more, perfect your singing skills and most importantly…

You must have the “jiwa”.

Kalau tak, rabak la geng. You cannot be Malay la sorry.

If you want to try again in your later years, I suggest getting diagnosed with Diabetes, High Blood Pressure and Kidney Failure. Boleh lepas.

[–]Karlypilkboys 113 points 

Wear tudung

[–]dannytsk 68 points  

Ride motor 

[–]hatuahOk lor 89 points  

Have sex at HDB staircase 

[–]Festiveowl 67 points  

Find corner

[–]RzrRainMnky#NotMyPresident 60 points  

smoke Marlboro

[–]ongy33Commando special operation force counter-terrorist plainclothes 54 points  

play guitar

[–]milkmatchateafat 57 points  

Convince the nasi padang auntie to charge you less

[–]nextMalayPresiden 63 points  

play guitar

Get banned from Navy and Air Force.

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/singapore/comments/6zefd3/serious_how_do_i_change_my_race_to_malay/

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