Need A “CNY BF”? Here one for your consideration! LOL!


cnybf for hire_censored

chinese new year boyfriend rental available from 初二
private message me for availability

26 years old
about me and things i can do
– libra so i am an excellent balance between brains and brawn
– proficient in spoken english and mandarin
– hilarious in hokkien your grandparents will love me
– your nosy middle aged aunty will be subdued by me
– physically superior to your ex
– perfect 10/10 mid-tier arm candy
– rugged look so you can lie to your relatives that you are no longer into k-pop boys
things i cannot do
– beauty talk
– fashion talk
– standing broad jump
different personas i am able to pull off
– smart local uni boyboy (4 years experience)
– intimidating bodybuilder (8 years experience)
– tasteful gentleman (no experience but quite confident)

– microsoft office (10 years experience)

salary commensurate with experience



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